This and That

A short compilation of stories for your reading pleasure.

1.  Anya FINALLY (exaggerated emphasis Anya's) got her ears pierced this past weekend!  She has been asking for weeks, but I wasn't sure she was quite ready.  She almost had them pierced once before and bailed at the last second.  I was wrong.  She hopped up into the chair and sat patiently for the piercing technician.  She held my hands and smiled (albiet a bit warily) the whole time.  After it was over, her only comment was "I thought that was going to hurt, it only felt like somebody stapled my ears!" (Oh, is that all!?)

2.  Overheard at Silver Dollar City in the Jail.

Little Boy:  Hey Girl!  Hey them are guns! Them are guns, Girl!

Anya: Silence, staring at the guns and then back at the boy.

Little Boy:  Those are the Sheriff's guns, those are his guns girl.

Anya: (With an air of superiority) Those are not GUNS, those are RUFFLES (rifles)!

Me: Bah Ha ha!!!

3.  As recorded on facebook:

Jeni Nadvornik So...what's going on downstairs?

November 14 at 9:33pm ·  · Comment · See Friendship

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    Greg Nadvornik hmmm...nothing near as fun as I thought there might be. it's dark and there's Zelda music playing in the background because Charis never turned it off. how's upstairs?

    November 14 at 9:34pm · 
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    Jeni Nadvornik Peaceful. You should check it out.

    November 14 at 9:35pm · 
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    Greg Nadvornik will do!

    November 14 at 9:36pm · 
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    Chet Kueffer Hahaaa!!!!!

    November 14 at 9:50pm · 
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    Jeni Nadvornik The peace only lasted a few minutes, then Charis punched Anya in the face for drawing pictures on their bed with a marker. Amazing!